Time for a Decision. I need your help!

We're down to the wire here, and tomorrow is halloween and I have not decided which costume to wear. This is a really hard choice:

I know which one is the LEAST comfortable, but I don't want to sway your vote. Actually, I hate them all, but I only have to wear one for a couple of hours when I go trick or treating.  All I can say is, I am really happy that I don't have a mom who thinks it's cute or fun to dress up dogs like this on a regular basis. 

Mom is going to throw away all the candy I get because she said it's not good for dogs. I heard her say that to a friend.  She didn't think I was listening. Does she actually think it's any better for PEOPLE?!?!  I saw her eating a bunch of candy last night but she'd be mad if she knew I was telling everyone.  Why don't people give away dog treats on halloween?  Maybe I should write a letter to the editor of Dog World or some publication and suggest that.  People could put a little paw picture on their front doors to let people know that they have treats for dogs. You know, we have needs too and I am thinking about becoming an animal rights activist. 

Mom says it is really hard to post comments on my blog, so you may need to email me through her to tell her which costume you think I ought to wear:  judi@judibumsteadphotography.com.

Gotta go. Need to chase those black cats so they don't scare you tomorrow night.